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| joke's to people who like jokes | i want to give props to my friend stan that got me all these pics | ||||||||||||||||
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>Dennis Rodman and the Genie > >Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach and picks it up.......... suddenly a >female genie appears from the bottle. "Master, I may grant you one wish?" >says the genie with a smile. > > "Hey, Bitch...don't you know who I am?... I don't need no woman givin' me >nuttin!" barks Rodman. The genie pleads..."But Master I must grant you a wish >or I will be returned to this bottle forever." > > Dennis thinks a moment...then grumbling about the inconvenience of it >all...he says "Ok, ok...I wanna wake up with three women in my bed in the >morning, so just do it!" (giving the genie an evil glare) > > "Now leave me alone!" he screams. So the annoyed genie says "So be it!", and >disappears back into the bottle. > > Next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary >Clinton. His penis is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no health >insurance. > >> |
a woman walks into a supermarket and buys -1 skim milk -1 serving of yogurt -1 toothbrush -1 tube of tooth paste -1 facial creme she gets to the cashier and he say's single huh she replid yes how did you know and he said cause your so damn ugly | ||||||||||||||||
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